In the interest of temperance (and weight loss), should we refer people to this FAQ rather than *drink*ing?

Q: If I’m wrong as a Christian, I’m no worse off, but if you’re wrong, you’ll burn in hell, so isn’t it safer to believe in Jesus?
A: I like to live dangerously.

Q: Can God make a rock so big even He can’t lift it?
A: Yes… I mean, no. Well, yes and no.

Q: If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?
A: We cloned them from monkey blood extracted from mosquitoes trapped in amber.

Q: Why are athiest in R&S?
A: Some clever Christian put a link to barbequed baby recipes in Food & Dining and it redirects us to here.

Q: Athiest!?!? Can you PROVE God does not exist????
A: The fact that I get away with the perversions I get away with on a daily basis is proof positive that there is no god.

Q: What would it take for you to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.
A: The next time I’m looking for a scapegoat so I can weasel out of my just punishment, I’ll look him up.

Feel free to save a link to this for cut&paste.

LOL! I’m a Christian myself but I think some of those answers are VERY funny.

DSAI: Weightloss Journey Weigh In #5/2 MO BODY SHOTS UPDATES/FAQ: EXCERCISE & FOOD REGIMEN

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